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Amazing comments


I've been gathering these comments from several of my online galleries for several years already. I finally decided to add them here for the amusement of everyone, because most of them are so funny. Enjoy ;3

~ Zardra

The good

"Naraku + lonkerot + Nöyhtä-saman kimono = *höyryä korvista*
Todellakin. Luulin saavuttaneeni ylimmän valaistuksen löytäessäni netistä ilmaisen mätkintäpelin, jossa aina kierroksen voitettuaan Naraku vetäisee stripparin elkein (no cture makes me feel all warm and fluffy (ha ha ha...) inside but dear Almighty, 11 layers for just his hair?!? That's... a lot... *.* You rock, girl! (And btw, I also think that the artwork is outstanding...)"
~Of Sesshomaru

"Hmm this drawing needs a comment from me I thik :3
First of all... YAAAAAY OPTIMUS PRIME!!!
Second. Yeah he looks a little strange. But I understand that Dana is an artist and she has somekinda freedom when doing artist stuffs :3
Nice job anyway"
~of Optimus Prime

"Wow... I usually don't comment on Elfwood much, but... Your gallery... It made me cry like a baby.
Your pictures are amazing, your stories are even more wonderfull... I don't know what to say but thank you Anna for making me realize that there are some people on this world like you. I love drow, i love vampires and you have combined them in a perfect way. HUG!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you..."
~of my SF/F gallery at EW
<3 ^^

"Your art continues to be unspeakably sexy and your drow kick so many fucking asses at a time. CONTINUE OR THE PENGUIN OVERLORD SHALL DESTROY YOU!!!!...plea
se?"
~ about my y!gallery ^___^

The bad

"Inuyasha does not have pointed human ears. Sorry I notesed that and I had to say somthing. Even when he turns into a demon his ears are dog ears. Sorry again."
~of InuYasha
(and that is why the picture has his dog ears >.> <.<)

"What the hell is wrong with you?
From the bretheren of the anime club!!!!!!!!!!"
~Of Sesshomaru
(O.o...)

"nnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssttttttttyyyyyyyyy......
lemme spll it :N-A-S-T-Y. nasty."
~of InuYasha & Sesshomaru cuddling
(nasty, was it?)

"thats a disgusting a horrible thing to do to them HELLO? they hate each other why would they do such a thing? They wouldn't be kissing they would be ripping each other's throats out! your a good artist, put it to a other use then doing that, disgusting!
cheers!"
~of Sesshomaru and InuYasha kissing
(cheers? XD)

"Once again. Nnnnnaaaasssssssstyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
Gross. Now i need to go barf. Thank god the bathrooms across the hall."
~of Sesshomaru and InuYasha kissing
(good barfing ^_^)

"Okay lady, i take back all my comments, ur sick. U have problems. You draw beautifuly i'll give you that, but you waste it on yaoi."
~of Sesshomaru and InuYasha kissing
(I am sick, oh joy XD)

""do u like seeing guys have violent intercourse....???? I dont understand......"
~Of my P&P site
(this one I still don't get)

"your freakin sick!"
~of an OC's nude pic
(naked men make me sick, I want to be sicker XD)

"i dear say, you have an odd obsession with mens pubic hair.
i hate you"
~of my art in general
(I love pubic hair, I eat if for breakfast XD)

"I'll kill you freak"
~of Naruto and Sasuke looking at eachother
(my first death threat... wow, does that make me famous or something *swoons*)

"This is sick its not art i don't care what the h*** you call it but for one thing its not art it is sick."
~Of Sesshomaru and InuYasha kissing
(>.> <.<)

From: drizzit do orden @ 65.40.175.77 (Nov 17, 2005 13:25 CST)
"i will kill u someday .\-/.!"
~ at Lavender Eyes gallery
(there were more like this... wow, it continues!)

“Three words: SICK, WRONG and NASTY!!!!!!! How could you violate Sesshoumaru i that manner!?!?”
~ of Sesshomaru
(because Sesshomaru is so delicious when violated :-D~)

“Oh god! Gross!”
~ of Inu & Sesshy kissing
(oh gods, yesssss)

"Damn you to hell you f*****!!! How could you do this!!! My fave anime characters well that and a couple others but ahhhhh!!!! U disturbed child!!! Whats wrong with you!!! What the hell!!!! You sickin me..."
"F u! U fag i hate you i happen to be in love with vash the stampede and yyooooouuuu, you aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh how could you plant that image into my head ! You sick freak whats wrong with you !? Have you no scruples or morals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"hhuuummmm, why you put em like that???, I mean, did thous guys even sounded fag at all on the series??? Sure Not!! What the heck where you thinking he? I understand this is free imagination drawing site, but, hey, this people ain´t like that. If so, you should at least explain yourself so you wouldn´t get comments like this."
~ all of my Vash/Wolfwood piece at EW. propably left by the same person >.>
(... yeah. woo >.>)

"Naruto isnt gay you imbiciles. Im sorry but this kinda stuff just makes me mad. Watch the bloody japanese version of the shows, then read the bloody manga. HES NOT GAY, neither is sasuke.
its a good picture, but it also sucks in the respect that your to much of an imbicile to use correct information to make your painting."
~ of Naruto and Sasuke
(watch the manga.. he IS SO GAY! ^___^ awww NaruSasu ^^)

"That is sooooooooooooooooooo wrong on MANY DIFFERENT SCALES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel sooooooo dirty.
*sudders*"
~ of Iruka and Kakashi
(scales?)

" i...i..i think im gonna barf.THEY DONT GO TOGETHER!!!GAY PEOPLE SUCK A/SS!!!"
~ of Naruto and Sasuke
(suck ass? and what a delicious ass it is :-D~)

"what? wow.... i dont know what to say.....*twitch* there are no words..... IS JUST GROOSE!! Yuck! NASTY! What goes threw you head??"
~ of Inu & Sesshy
(Groose. >.>)

"I think im gonna barf" or optionally "I thnk im gonna barf"
~ of Inu & Sesshy kissing XD
(wheeeee)

"*stares at Sasuke abd Naruto making out*
oh im going to kick your ass SOOOO bad so you better run you homosexual."
~ of Naruto and Sasuke kissing
(>.< ... you can TRY *growl*)

"....w....t.....f
YOU DO NOT JUST TAKE DRIZZT AND SHOW HIS PENIS BAD FANGIRL BAD FANGIRL WTF IS WRONG WITH U PPL THIS IS LIKE SAYING I WANNA FUCK JESUS"

~ About an artistically done nude picture of Drizzt Do'Urden.
(I don't even know what to say about this one *snicker*)

"THEY AR NOT FUCKING GAY YOU IDIOT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
~ Oh Harry Potter and Sirius Black

The weird

I really dont know what to say about most of these... they just left me feeling a lot like @_@

"Move the blankie!!!! Can you marrie me? Killes Kagome and gives him the head.
InuYasha-Die!
Me- Freak off half breed! Freezes him for a while. If he rejects me your my only hope of having a cute guy with me in the modern era."
~of Sesshomaru
(uh... did not want to read that XP)

"Woa that went a little low. But i love satoshi all the same... They're rather... Shiny."
~of DNAngel boys
(this person does not want his men to have legs or lower body parts)

"Man i love it but i want to see hisnuts"
~of Sasuke
(hisnuts, weee XD)

"R they gay?"
~ of Naruto and Sasuke staring at each other
(yes)

"Porn"
~ of artistically nude Sesshomaru
(art actually)

"I think that's awsome you should put some of Miroku, and Inuyasha.Sesshomaru to put more KINK in it, lol but thats my own openion hell i would freakin HUMP them, lol well l8s <3 ya'z"
~of Kouga naked
(lol well l8s ya'z... what does that even mean?)

"Wow!! You should draw Bankotsu naked and show him plowing Inuyasha in the butt. I love naked Inuyahsa stuff. But next time show there front parts."
~of Kouga naked
(in EW? don't think so...)

"Surprised at the amount of nudity allowed. Perhaps a seperate category for it that you have to register to view would be more appropriate? Opinions??"
~Of Sesshomaru and InuYasha posing (not showing anything)
(interesting suggestion, but has NOTHING to do with the picture in question >.<)

"He looks like my grandma!"
~of InuYasha
(I want your grandma)

"Ah, a desecnt picture. I like it. You draw so well, i'm actually jelous of you! Please don't hate me for wut i said, but i have to go with how i was raised, you understand rite?"
~ of InuYasha
(after calling me with all kind of names... ah, lovely)

"wha..wha...
SICK MAN!
even cats fight
but not this is just sick human and human.
my friends saw this and said
what the...
others were laughing
to me this is like hell for those in love with sasuke and the artist is just having fun (logically).
but i guess well to me itachi's really sick hot in there."
~of Sasuke and Itachi hugging a bloody hug
(huh. just really.... what?)

” I think it's discraseful.”
~ of sesshomaru sitting on the ground
(:-O)

“InuYasha is a Half-Breed why would I comment him? I do like the blood part though!”
~of InuYasha
(and you still commented about not commenting >.>)

"Are you queer? I looked at all ur other pics and ive concluded ur queer."
~ of a Violinist of Hameln piece at EW
(just a fag hag actually =3)

"Let u be damned to burn in the firey pits of hell and rot."
~ of Itachi and Sasuke
(if hell is full of demons... aaaahhhh yesssss please =P)

"OMG!!!!!ur soo sick!!!!!"
~ of Itachi
(OMG =P)

"It looks ????????"
~ of Naruto and Sasuke kissing
(??? = ?)

"Very... intensive..
few months back i would'a ran to the toilet to vomit... but im starting to catch on to this yaoi/shonenai-stuff *thumbs up*"
~ of Inu & Sesshy
(ah, so nice for you to tell me that >.>)

"Put some pants on!!"
~ of Itachi
(nuuuuuuuu XD)

"Dd: Sshh... Ill make all your troubles go away ina matter of minutes my sexy man. I grant you access to my body, do as you wish!!!!!!!!
Long explanation short... Lets have sex!!!!
Itachi:(thinking) i got nothing better to do and im already naked so why not)ok but if u get pregnant dont expect any help from me.
Dd: Thats fine im not asking u to.
Itachi: Lets go...."
~ of Itachi
(wow... just wow... ewwwwwwww *feels dirty* XD)

"SEX MACINES!
I LOVE YOI! ZABUZAXHAKU!!! SASUKEXNARUTO!!!!!!
SANJIXZOLOXLUFFY!!!!!
NO ACE YOI!!! ACE IS MINE!!!!
(ace is luffys older brother for those of u who dont know!)
nice pic."
~ of Naruto and Sasuke (holding hands >.>)
(... *headache* ... YOI?)

"I recognise Inuyasha, but... whose the other person?"
~of L and InuYasha
(it would help to read the description, since it all reads there >.> <.<)

"Looks decent, but it's got a lot of problems. I honestly don't like it much, but I'm not sure what kind of critiques you want so I'll keep it to myself for now."
~of Greek love (for once, at DA! ... rare)
(this just made me feel really blaah... why did he have to start if he didnt want to "qritique" >.>)

"Is they gay? God bless their souls"
~ of Naraku and Sesshy
("a Nun" leaving a comment like this, teehee ^^)

these are all from the same commentor*couch*idiot*couch*
"OMG!! THAT IS SOOOO GROOOSS!!!!! NOWONDER NOBODY ELSE COMETED IT!!!!! nice color effects though!!!!"
~ of the Naruto snow-war
(wow... what a perfect back handed comment >.>)
---
"ok NOW im kicking your ass"
~ of Naruto and Sasuke hand in hand
(you can try >:D)
---
"Are you......a pervert?
i dunno what to say...Kakashi&Iruka kissing?ehhhhh..."
~ of Kakashi and Iruka... kissing =P
(yes, I am ;D)
---
"Oh Hell...O_o...."
~ of Hameln
(oh yess!)
---
"That is soooooooooo stupied"
~ of Kuyybi!Naruto and Sasuke
(stupied?!)
---
"WTF!!!!"
~ of Renji
(indeed >.> <.<)
---
"Oh My freaking God...O_o...*slowly backs away...*"
~ Of Naruto and Sasuke
(yes, back away and stay away)
---
"Oh my god.The way Naruto is drawn reminds me that yesterday i went shopping @ the Macon mall with 2 of my friends and we saw 2 gay guys walking by eachother sayin like:oh i luv that purse or some crap like that wearing TIGHT TIGHT clothers(i think they where cross-dressers.)
anyway you scare me drawing things like...this.your a pervert right?"
~ of Naruto with tiny leather thingies
(tight clothes makes you a cross-dresser? O.o...)
---
"Chew Kittens...my cousins advice."
~ of Sesshy and Kagome
(interesting, maybe she should take his own advice)
---
"OMG this is so beautiful!But its...gay.and they are so skinny did you make them anerexick?(i dont think i spelled it right)Damn you for making my boyfriend gay!*slaps you*he might as well have the Grim Reapers sythe and say,"Sorry girls im gay."you suck 4 doing that!!So mainly what im saying is:its toatally beautiful but gay-ish."
~Naruto and Kuyybi!Sasuke
(splitted personality? O.o)
---
"Holy Sh|t.*peice of crap with a halo&wings*"
~ of Renji
(wtf? halo&wings? HUH! :-o)
---
"WHY do you have to use up youre AWESOME talent to draw gay pics?WHY?!!"
~ of Sesshy and Naraku
(I use my talent the way I want to, to something I love... care to follow a dream? @_@)
---
"OMG thats so wrong im pissed off at you.>:(
But it sooo perty.^_^'"
~ of Naruto and Sasuke
(the poor woman with a splitted personality strikes again XD)

Another lovely commentor
(though I suspect this to be the same as the first one, just the other side of her splitter personality XD)
---
"WHAT is wrong with u!? do u think anyone likes these gay pics?!"
~ of Naruto and Sasuke (perfume)
---
"Holy crap!!! What are u drawin so many gay pics 4?!!?"
~of Naruto (alone)
---
"Hey...Sasuke's desprate fangirl,u r awsome!!!And also,this is sort of disturbing."
~ of Inutaisshou (and of the last commenter XD)
---
"My good god! This is a disgrace to naruto!!!"
~ Of kyuubi!Naruto and Sasuke
---
"YOU R DEAD,WOMAN!!!! SASUKES FANGIRL AND I WILL WHOOP YOUR BUTT,SINCE YOU'VE GONE 2 FAR WITH THE NARUTO GAY PICS(Includes all charecters)!!!!"
~ Of Kakashi and Iruka
---
"What the heck?!?"
~of Inu and Sesshy
---
"U are a lesbo,dumbbutt!
Oh..Also its purdee!!"
~of Naruto and Sasuke
(ahahahaaa XD)
---
"oh,yay rock lee!
*stares @ kakashi&iruka*
*stares @ naruto&sasuke*
OH DEAR GOD!kakashi and iruka now?! what is with the world?!
whats wrong with you?!"
~ of the Snowwar pic
---
"Holy crap!!! That is really gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... O and saukes hot girlfriend thanks for xpressing my feelings,too.Im also p.O.Ed."
~ of Naruto and Sasuke

"Wow, i've found DA's biggest slut."
~about my DA gallery... or me?
(wow, the first insult in DA :-o)

"are you crazy or what but i like it but there no GAYS in naruto,well i like that neji says gaara your not can put sand in the snowballs sorry my english is good but not that good. but hee when my girlfriend see this she gona say :(and i am a girl but we are siblings not lovers) il or something like that but i think i put this picture in my collection."
~ about the Naruto snowwar pic
(this was just so weird I had to put it here XD)

"I'LL KILL YOU THREE IF YOU TOUCH MY TAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....sorry I was talking to my brothers...nice pic...STAY AWAY FROM MY SWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~ about Itachi and Kisame
(this has absolutely nothing to do with the pic. Just. O.o!)

"remove the butt then I may like it."
~about the naked Renji
(hahaha... no. XD)

"HOLY_____________! ARE YOU NUTS?! you are gay!"
~ of Naruto and Sasuke
(I still don't get their logic. I draw boys with boys and how does that make ME gay? XD)

"Not trying to be rude but it kinda looks like he has lipstick on......"
~ of Naruto
(no, thats not rude, just a very strange comment XD)

"You have real talent but definitly need to see a psycologue..."
~ of me
(LOL XD psycologue)

"Im so like bi from lookin at the hottness of the poeple"
~ of Naruto and Sasuke
(wow, I had no idea my pics were THAT effective X-))

"How did you get away with that?"
~of naked Jiraiya
(XD)

"Huh??What's this??I know its inuyasha,but who's sesshy??
Anyway its disturbing(shivers)but still good."
~ of Inu and Sesshy posing
(=P)

"I hate you but in a good way"
~ of Inu and Sesshy
(ookay, what's the good way again? XD)

"If you ever draw anything about Vash being Gay again i will come to your house and kill you then steal your art. /your art (drools)/"
~ of Vash and Wolfwood
(HUH, was that suppose to be positive? ("drools") *blinks*)

"U r a perv. Lol u make me mad. Why do u like to draw people getin their groove on? Ewwwwwwwwww"
~ about my art in general
(XD)

"Okay???? Kind of creepy, but good.... next time put Sakura."
~ of Naruto and Sasuke
(aaand why would I do that?)

"You su** and not only cos your a perv!"
~ of me
(me ish a proud perv and I suck who I like X3)

"Ur picutres are so ugly and its not even by naruto its only about mother---- pictures of inyasha u dumb idoit"
~ of my art
(I think X3 ROFL! when do the trolls learn how to type? Idoit? whee!)

"this is gay...not to be mean and all though but that looks nothin like them :P"
~ Of Naruto and Sasuke
(I do so love when they point out the obvious like it would be something ungodly. =P)

"hi, this picture is good but my sister thinks that it is gay. the reason that she thinks it is b.c it is 2 boys laying on eachother......
But otherwise i love it........ the background is soooooooooooo good!! =D(sis typed dis.. -_-')"
~ Of Naruto and Sasuke
(that's pretty obvious, once again. Your sister would be correct. X3)

"hi!! hey jeest so u no, i am naruto's gf, aka hinata. now, dis gives me da warm fuzzies still, but i am now a fan of narusaku && sasuhina. sooooo....
AA..=.=&gt;>;>>&gt;&gt;>;>>
NINE TALIED FOX DEMON! WOO HOO!"
~ of Naruto and Sasuke
(dis commnt makes me go ughhhh, woo hoo X3)

"Are naruto and saskue gay in this picture? And rock lee looks like that indian chick wats her name * thinking * oh ye pocohantas( sorry if i spelt it rong) but all roundgood pic!"
~ of the 10 Naruto boys
(Gay is the word of the day! ... Pocohantas. whee >.>)

"U are all crazy this pics horrible absolutly horrible. I can understand if they were gay in the show but this is just wrong! How dare you and plus its just a bad drawing."
~ of Naraku and Sesshomaru hugging
(Riiight =P thanks ^^)

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE IM SO PISSED OFF ITS NOT FUNNY!!!!!! SASUKE AND NARUTO SHOULDN'T BE KISSING (and i should be in Naruto's place!!!)AND THE PERSON THAT DREW THIS IM GOING TO MURDER YOU UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO GET ARRESTED FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (when there's no evidence there's nothing they can arrest me for!!)"
~ of the Naruto snow war pic
(some people take things a BIT too serious, O_o)
--> an answer comment to the last after I had replied to it:
"To the artist. I want to apologize on behalf of my daughter and her stupid friend. My daughter did not write the death threat her friend did. This will not happen again. I monitor my daughter when she is on the computer at home and when this happened she wasn't here she was at the other girl's house. Again, I am very sorry about this. They are just immature kids that went way too far."

" Fag fag fag fag fgag fa fag fag fag fag ag fagb fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag ag fag fagit!!!! drizzt has been ruined...nnnnooooooooo!! "
and
" I agree with the Drizzit Please don't ruin Drizzt by making him gay. He is not gay in the books. He is very masculine and I don't think that R.A. Salvatore would appreciate you trashing, defiling and otherwise destroying his character. Drizzt I beg you, let out the Hunter and slice his throat open like like your suppoesd to. Then go find yourself a hot piece of FEMALE ass and and bang it like a man!!!!!!!!!! "
~ Of Drizzt sitting next to Artemis Entreri X3
(yeah, Drizzt banging a female ass (?) would be so much more like him... yup >.>)

"SHUT THE GOD DAMN F**** UP RIX AND RIZZEN UYOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE NAMES OF DRIZZT AND R.A. SALVATORE. BET YOU TODD LOCKWOOD DOESNT DRAW GAY HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOTS WEARING MAKE UP. DRIZZT COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE GAY. HE GOES AROUND SLAUGHTERING ORCS BY THE HUNDREDS AND THEN GOES BACK HOME AND BANGS HOT FEMALE ASS. NOT MALE, FEMALE ONLY. IF****** HATE FAGGOTS AND HOMOS AND I DON'T GIVE A S*** ABOUT GAY PRIDE OR GAY RIGHTS OR ANY OF THAT S***. GAY PEOPLE ARE F******* SICK IN THE HEAD AND SO ARE ALL OF YOU YAOI PEOPLE. YOU NEED SOME HELP. THIS IS DISGUSTING "
~of Drizzt and an unknown male drow grabbing asses
(And once again that ass banging is mentioned, is he suppressing his feelings? OH YES, I hope he wont suffocate into that deep closet of his! X3)

"Okei, vaikka ymmärsinkin hyvin mitä haluat sanoa tällä kuvalla, jäi lukemisen jälkeen aikas tyhjentävä olo. Anatomian virheet unohtuivat tekstin lukettuani, ja tuli vain sellainen olo, että homoparitus alkaa hyvänen aika mennä yli. Ei minulla ole mitään sitä vastaan, mutta Sasuke on työssäsi jotenkin niin epäuskottava. Taidan mennä jonnekin missä opin taas ajattelemaan. Argh, en osaa sanoa tarkkaa mitä haluaisin, mutta kaksi pistettä tästä tulee."
~ of an Naruto & Sasuke "ban the uke term" submission at Naruto.fi... I'll try to translate this, though it's a bit hard since this comment makes no sense ^^;
Translation: Okay, even when I understood well what you try to say with this picture, it left a bit of a hollow feeling after reading all of it. The anatomical mistakes were forgotten while reading this and I just got the feeling that gods gaypairings are going a little over the edge. I have nothing against it, but somehow Sasuke was left a bit unconvincing. I think I will now go somewhere where I can learn to think again. Argh, I can't say exactly what I wanted to say, but you get 2 points of this
(to point it out the points are 0-5 and 2 is really, really bad point. it's usually always between 3-5 unless the work is absolutely awful.)

[These are all written by the same person. Can people not spell anymore? Gods @_@]
"*sakura fants* *then dies*"
~
"hi im sakura have you seen sas-uke i will kill you naruto *punches naruto so hard that he flys through the wall* *sasuke tries to apoligies but me sad and said NO but i found this funny naruto video on youtube and it is called how to drive tsunadai in saine"
~ of Naruto and Sasuke sleeping

"Naruto not that tall or sasuke not that small and shikumaru looks cool and chouji looks like a girl but the pic is howt"
~ of Naruto top 10

"*blink blink* omg im going blind shild your eyes little ones but sexy can you dral sasuke like that cause is the hottest thing i have ever seen in my life o and im sakura"
~of Renji
(these comments make my head hurt. XP)

More to come later ;)